35+ W Dirty Rizz Pick Up Lines For Girls & Guys

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This list delves into the use of sophisticated and slightly dirty pick-up lines in modern dating, emphasizing the importance of context, consent, and mutual respect. It aims to guide readers on how to add a tastefully dirty spark to flirtation while maintaining elegance and consideration for the other person's reception.

35+ W Dirty Rizz Pick Up Lines

1. I am putting you on my to-do list.
2. Are you butt dialing? Because I swear that a** is calling me.
3. You are just like a snowflake: beautiful, unique and with one touch, you’ll be wet.
4. Just checked my battery life, it’s at 69%.
5. Are you a woodchuck? Because I can see your wood.
6. I find your lack of nudity disturbing.
7. Can I read your T-shirt in Braille?
8. Wanna go halfsies on a baby?
9. How do you want your eggs? Poached, scrambled or fertilized?
10. Let’s both be naughty together and save Santa a trip.
11. Are you a mask? Because I want you on my face.
12. I promise I’m not like what you’re used to.
13. I wish I was your phone, so you’d be on me all day.
14. Are you the last air bender? ’cause I’d definitely like you bending for me.
15. Sleeping alone is a waste of my talents.
16. Your body is a wonderland; I just want to be Alice.
17. What’s a nice person like you doing in a dirty mind like mine
18. Are you a canvas? Because I’d love to brush up against you.
19. I must be a pirate, because I’m intoxicated by your booty.
20. If I were Christopher Columbus, I’d explore every inch of you.
21. You must be a sand dune, because I’m getting lost in your curves.
22. Let's pretend I'm the Titanic and you're the ocean, I'll go down on you.
23. I like you like I like my coffee. Constantly inside me.
24. I’m not into watching sunsets, but I’d love to see you go down.
25. Are you butt dialing me? I thought I heard your ass calling me.
26. Are those pants from space? Because your ass is out of this world.
27. Are you a sea lion? ‘Cause I can see you lyin’ in my bed tonight.
28. If you were a fruit, you’d be a fine-apple.
29. If you were a vegetable, you'd be a cutecumber
30. Hey baby, are you a tiny wooden stick and I'm an equal amount of red phosphorus? Because we're a match!”
31. Are you a beaver? ‘Cause dam.
32. Are you the University of Phoenix? Because I'm pursuing you online from my couch.
33. Are you a haunted house? Because I’m going to scream when I’m in you.
34. Can you do telekinesis? Because you’ve made a part of me move without even touching it.
35. One of my friends told me girls hate oral, do you wanna help me prove him wrong?
36. Are you a drill sergeant? Because you have my privates standing at attention.
37. Let’s play carpenter. First we’ll get hammered, then I’ll nail you.
38. I can tell you’re into yoga, why don’t you spend a little time showing me just how flexible you are?
39. Your smile is almost as big, warm, and lovely as my penis.
40. Those clothes would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor.